THE PLAYER'S OPTION

"For far too long we have been subjected to the fiscal irresponsibility of failed past regimes that have consistently landed our team in SALARY CAP HELL!!!  That's why only I offer my supporters the choice to use their STRETCH PROVISION on every purchase in the Dolan J. Trump store, allowing you to receive your merch now with the option to safely pay in 4 interest-free installments using Klarna."